When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the usual or prescribed procedure which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which, not being or acting in accord with laws, rules, or established custom or even in lacking perfect symmetry or evenness of mind and body, should be given voice just the same. With that, Matty P Radio proudly presents to you our own special band of misfits… The IrRegulas
Freight Train
Freight Train is the reigning $5 Wrestling World Champion and is the President of the IrRegulars. Freight Train can not only wrestle, but has proven to be an equally good singer, as he was the winner of the show’s First Annual singing competition, “The XCrement Factor.” Freight Train is a big fan of Soap Operas and hosts his own segment on the show where he interviews his favorite Soap Opera stars called “Getting Soapy With Freight Train.” Freight Train looks out for the good of all of the IrRegulars and his proudest moment on the show is scaring off Howard Stern Wack Packer Bigfoot. Check out $5 Wrestling at www.Highspots.com
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Seany
Seany is a Boston native who has a perchant for politics. Seany won the show’s “Win a Phone Date” with adult film star Jasmin Tame, but was so drunk that he hung up before he could be announced the winner. Seany is not only a comedian, but an amazing singer too, as he is the Show’s resident “Theme Song Singer.” Oh yeah, we almost forgot to mention that he has a speech impediment where his voice reaches soaring decibels. Keep checking Seany’s Facebook page for his upcoming comedy appearances– www.facebook.com/highregister.sean
John Link
John is a veteran actor of B movies and has appeared in such “hits” as “Lord of the G Strings” and “Playmate of the Apes.” The vertically challenged, tooth deficient actor was found by the gang at a horror movie convention in 2006 and the rest is history. A sample of John’s acting abilities can be found here: www.youtube.com/watch
Eli Porter
Eli rose to fame with the Iron Mike Rap Battle, where his unmistakable features and his eccentric freestyle rap garnered millions of views on Youtube. Since his rise to fame, Eli has collaborated with the biggest stars in music including Lil’ John. Eli is the subject of the documentary “The People’s Champion” and since premiering as an IrRegular, Eli was a guest on Comedy Central’s hit show “Tosh.0” & collaborated on a song with Lil Jon! Watch the infamous Rap Battle that started it all here: www.youtube.com/watch
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